Thursday, August 18, 2011

Four Actual Ways to Be Unproductive While Your Baby is Napping


1. Paint nails.*


2. Watch X Files.


3. Ignore partially-written blog posts with sentences and paragraphs, and post a couple of not-particularly-amusing-or-insightful lists instead.


4. Post a photo of your breakfast on Facebook.


*This one is extra-special unproductive, because you do it at the tail end of the baby's nap, so that your nails are not fully dry when the baby wakes, and thus smudge and chip immediately.

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